Wooden Bottle Opener, Funny Gift, I Like Beer, Fathers Day Present, Backyard BBQ

Wooden Bottle Opener, Funny Gift, I Like Beer, Fathers Day Present, Backyard BBQ


Are you on the hunt for a gift for Dad that's both unique and downright hilarious? Well, look no further because this wooden bottle opener has given the phrase, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" a whole new meaning. Handcrafted in the shape of a bottle, this delightful trinket is more than just a bar accessory; it's a story. Etched with the edgy inscription, "To: Dad - From: The reasons you drink", it's guaranteed to make Dad laugh out loud, and perhaps cry a little too (you know, in a total 'Dad' way).

Measuring 11" tall by 3" wide, this spunky bottle opener, cut from strong mahogany, is so much more than just handsome. It's kind of rugged! Solid and sleek, our bottle opener is hand sanded to a perfect finish so it won't just pop a cap effortlessly but will look darn good doing it. But the real looker here is the inscription. But, oops! We didn't just laserd it like any Joe on the block, we engraved it before filling it with bold black paint.

Here at byGeorge901 we celebrate the knots, grain and all the quirks, because we know just like people, every piece of wood is unique. The bottle opener you get will be an exquisite one-of-a-kind work of art because we don't do carbon copies. Each bottle opener is tenderly treated with multiple coats of shellac not just for the instant Hollywood glow, but to ensure it lasts longer than your love of mojitos.

We're a small (but mighty!) business, proudly handmade in the USA who believes in people first, business second. So, if you have any questions or special requests, don't hesitate to ask. Our priority is to serve you something that'll knock your socks off! Order now, and let our bottle opener kick-start unforgettable conversations, one bottle at a time!

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